I want one of these.

Finally.

On the Columbia Heights Day Pedicab.

You may notice, at the bottom of the Sold Out list, "Cover Me in Humanness".

Happy Sunday Funday!

Don't know if you can read it, but it's an ad in the mens bathroom about how to not end up with a roofie in your drink. Why am I in Georgetown?

Oh god look at all the damn hippies.

Oh noes! A bar! They're corrupting me!