I want one of these.

Finally.

On the Columbia Heights Day Pedicab.

You may notice, at the bottom of the Sold Out list, "Cover Me in Humanness".

Happy Sunday Funday!

Don't know if you can read it, but it's an ad in the mens bathroom about how to not end up with a roofie in your drink. Why am I in Georgetown?

Oh god look at all the damn hippies.

Oh noes! A bar! They're corrupting me!

The Bruins fans have gone away. Why? Caps win!

Regardless of what BKDM may try to tell you, this is the ice sheet on which the Capitals will be winning today.

Boston Steamer has pitchers of the ingreedients, but I give you the money shot...

Ohmigodohmigodohmigod

This looks like it could potentially be the greatest thing in the history of ever.

Inauguration-pocalypse!

I hope (HOPE!!!) this picture speaks for itself.

Bom bom bom bom wooooooooooooooooo

I intend to carry this website around with me from now on, wherever I go, forever.