Oh noes! A bar! They're corrupting me!

The Bruins fans have gone away. Why? Caps win!

Regardless of what BKDM may try to tell you, this is the ice sheet on which the Capitals will be winning today.

Boston Steamer has pitchers of the ingreedients, but I give you the money shot...

Ohmigodohmigodohmigod

This looks like it could potentially be the greatest thing in the history of ever.

Inauguration-pocalypse!

I hope (HOPE!!!) this picture speaks for itself.

Bom bom bom bom wooooooooooooooooo

I intend to carry this website around with me from now on, wherever I go, forever.

This Could Easily Kill Us All

The D.C. City Council is considering a measure that would allow bars and restaurants in the city to serve likker until FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING during the Inauguration, as well as staying open 24 hours a day. After which, I will likely never be seen again.